Hi. we live on the island of Gozo (a Maltese island that's a 25 minute ferry ride from Malta). We live in Xaghra in a restored 300 yr old farmhouse that has a private pool, AC and big screens throughout.
Our place is a paradise to be fair and absolutely quiet and remote, but near the city centre of Xaghra which is the best place in Gozo as rated by everyone. We also have a very advanced office in-house with several computers if you need work, and internet everywhere.
The farmhouse that we live in is attached to another home that is a BnB as well; http://www.bedandveg.com/ - but we don not see or hear them at all in the last 2 years except in the parking area.
They have seen ours and said it was nicer and better laid out. We can send pics. They, and the owner of this home, rent the rooms out for €200+ per night for just a double room and they rent two out and have big dogs :O
You will have 100% private access to our home and private lighted full-size pool.
Gozo has the oldest building in Europe (UNESCO World Heritage), Ramla Bay, Calypso Cave, Azure Window, the best wreck diving in the world.
I have a deal with a rental car company that will rent a car for €20 per day and you can get to the mainland from our front door in 45 minutes.
2x per week cleaners and a pool guy once. Lots of floats, a covered and and uncovered table by the pool. 6 Sunbeds. 2nd floor terrace provides great views of the ocean, the city and farmland. Large grill and also a gas BBQ.
Dishwasher, bread maker, rotisserie, professional espresso machine and all top-of-the line appliances.
The home is also up for sale for €1.35m if that tells you anything.